Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.
First Man: "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap,slap,slap, click."
Second Man: "Very good, but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle."
First Man: "What was the jingle?"
Second Man: "Oh, just our medals."

Star
Son(1): "Mom, my teacher gave me a star on my homework."
Mom: "Very good Son(1)"
Mom:" What about you Son(2)"
Son(2):" Well, mom teacher ran out of stars so he gave me a moon (0)."

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